don’t get attached to tv programmes
because they will go on hiatus
and you will die
(Source: moraniarty, via undertheimperius)
if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives
(via undertheimperius)
Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.
(Source: devinbarzallo, via undertheimperius)
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
(via undertheimperius)
I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet
(via undertheimperius)
i just
really like it when men push their sleeves up
or roll the sleeves of their button-ups to their elbows
i mean i really like it
really
(via undertheimperius)
This girl is the biggest GPOY of my life.
(via morelike-supermegafoxyawesomehot)
| Nobody: | American accents are such a turn on. |
One of the best things i’ve ever read on tumblr.
(via celinebuttercup)
